Once Sardar attended an Interview.
Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Sardar : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Sardar : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good. Keep it Up
Sardar : Bad.. Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Sardar : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Sardar : Insufficient! Don't take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Sardar : Clever! Don't take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Sardar : You didn't say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Sardar : You appoint me