Santa enters a shop that sell curtains. He announces to Gurdaya, the salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of green curtains.'
The salesman assures him that they had a large selection of green curtains. Gurdaya shows him several patterns, but Santa seems to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally, he selects a smashing green floral print. The salesman asked what size curtains he requires.
Santa replies, 'Fifteen inches.'
'Fifteen inches? ' explodes Gurdaya. 'That sounds a very small amount, what room are they for?'
Santa tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for his computer monitor.
Gurdaya, an extremely surprised salesman replies, 'But, sir, computers do not have curtains!"'
Santa says, 'Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows.'